My son doesn’t get out of school for another twenty minutes but I have found a massive parking spot that I have easily glided into without any second glances. No sensors even had the nerve to beep at me because there was no one the fuck around. Unfortunately it wasn’t the same situation for the […]
God is Not High Fiving Me
I cried today. I also cried three days in a row last week. It got to a point where my husband had to ask if I am getting my period. He asked ever so gently, tiptoeing around the word “period.” Like a good boy, but honestly shame on him for even asking in the first […]
Losing Teeth & Losing Years
My baby is losing his first tooth. So I suppose I should not call him “my baby” anymore. Especially considering he is the oldest of three children. Many people on my social media are currently in the throes of parenthood so my feed is packed full of articles about motherhood and being in “survival mode” […]
Pack a Backbone in that Backpack
How can we ensure our children are okay when we send them off into the great big world every day? I was prepared to have kids. I knew how to change a diaper. I could shove a boob or a bottle in their mouth if they cried. But I wasn’t prepared to have them grow […]