I am stubborn when it comes to changing trends. I am stubborn in other areas of my life as well, but I don’t feel like talking about those. There was a time when I swore I would NEVER wear skinny jeans. They were hideous and I couldn’t believe people were swapping their flared pants for […]
A Lot of Cents for Scents
My house is burning down. What do I save? My perfume collection because it ain’t cheap. (But also, my kids, my cat, my jewelry, my husband if he is sleeping through it…) ——— When I was growing up, something my mother taught me was not to waste my money on cheap perfume. Ever since I […]
Feel Good or Fix Yo’self.
Whenever I show up to the playground with my kids in tow my friends give me a hard time. It’s 9:00 in the morning (just kidding, it’s 10:30 because I can’t get out of the house any sooner) and I have a full face of makeup on. I contoured the shit out of my face […]
New Boobs. Who Dis?
I got boobs. Finally. The day has come that I can fill out a bra. It has been a long time coming considering I have wanted breast implants since I was fourteen. Well, since I was twelve but I really held out hope for two more years thinking I would wake up with big boobs […]